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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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