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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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