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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
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