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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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