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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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