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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stage Actor
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.
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My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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