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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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