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Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
Four
Words
Matter
Letters
Especially
Ones

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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
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When you have a good time there is no time.
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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