Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
Bob Saget
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
Ever
Intimidated
Dealt
Dad
Mom
Picture
Clothes
Told
Anyone
More quotes by Bob Saget
It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
Bob Saget
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Bob Saget
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
Bob Saget
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Bob Saget
I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
Bob Saget
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
Bob Saget
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
Bob Saget
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
Bob Saget
Valuable people are undervalued.
Bob Saget
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
Bob Saget
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Bob Saget
One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
Bob Saget
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Bob Saget
All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
Bob Saget
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
Bob Saget
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
Bob Saget
My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
Bob Saget
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
Bob Saget
My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
Bob Saget
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
Bob Saget