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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
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