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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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