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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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