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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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