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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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