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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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