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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
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