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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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