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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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