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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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