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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
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