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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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