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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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Robert Lane Saget
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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