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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.
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If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
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Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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