Quote

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Bob Saget

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
Desperation
Violent
Based
Comedy
Movie
Family
Really
Aristocrats
People
Aristocracy

More quotes by Bob Saget

Image
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
Bob Saget
Image
In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
Bob Saget
Image
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Bob Saget
Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
Bob Saget
Image
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
Bob Saget
Image
All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
Bob Saget
Image
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Bob Saget
Image
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
Bob Saget
Image
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
Bob Saget
Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Bob Saget
Image
It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
Bob Saget
Image
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
Bob Saget
Image
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Bob Saget
Image
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
Image
If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
Bob Saget
Image
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
Bob Saget
Image
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
Bob Saget
Image
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
Bob Saget
Image
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
Bob Saget
Image
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
Bob Saget