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I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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