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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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