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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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