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Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
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George Robert Newhart
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I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
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Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups. So it's even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.
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Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
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The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.
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You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.
Bob Newhart
I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put myself in the position of being on stage. Of course, in the drama club you're hiding behind a character.
Bob Newhart
One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.
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In today's world, you would call my father mostly unaccessible. I'm not sure that isn't true of most fathers at that time. He went through the Depression. I don't know what that would have done to my psyche.
Bob Newhart
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.
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I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.
Bob Newhart
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
Bob Newhart
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
Bob Newhart
I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.
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Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
Bob Newhart
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
Bob Newhart
One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.
Bob Newhart
I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.
Bob Newhart