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Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.
Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
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Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
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Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
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I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.
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