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Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
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George Robert Newhart
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Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.
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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.
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The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.
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Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
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In today's world, you would call my father mostly unaccessible. I'm not sure that isn't true of most fathers at that time. He went through the Depression. I don't know what that would have done to my psyche.
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But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
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