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I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.
Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
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Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
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