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The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
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Oak Park
Illinois
George Robert Newhart
George Robert Bob Newhart
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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
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I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.
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The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.
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I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.
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I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put myself in the position of being on stage. Of course, in the drama club you're hiding behind a character.
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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
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Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
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I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.
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All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
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I love portraying the totally indifferent person.
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