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I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

Bob Newhart

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Bob Newhart
Age: 95
Born: 1929
Born: September 5
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There's gratification in making somebody laugh. It's a wonderful sound. I find myself, to this day, doing it, wanting to make people laugh.
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
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