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Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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