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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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