Quote

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Bob Hope

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Hell
Bomber
Bigs
Stealth
Away
Bombers
Life
Flies
Bombs
Supposed
Deal
Deals
Undetected

More quotes by Bob Hope

Image
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
Bob Hope
Image
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope
Image
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope
Image
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
Image
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Bob Hope
Image
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob Hope
Image
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
Bob Hope
Image
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Bob Hope
Image
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
Image
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope
Image
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
Bob Hope
Image
There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
Bob Hope
Image
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Bob Hope
Image
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Bob Hope
Image
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope
Image
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Bob Hope
Image
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Bob Hope
Image
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
Bob Hope
Image
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Bob Hope
Image
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
Bob Hope