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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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