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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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