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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Bob Hope
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Bob Hope
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
Bob Hope
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
Bob Hope
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
Bob Hope
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Bob Hope
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Bob Hope
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
Bob Hope
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Bob Hope
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
Bob Hope
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
Bob Hope
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Bob Hope
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Bob Hope
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
Bob Hope
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob Hope
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob Hope
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
Bob Hope