Quote

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Bob Hope

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Air
Trust
Angeles

More quotes by Bob Hope

Image
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
Bob Hope
Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope
Image
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Bob Hope
Image
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
Image
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Bob Hope
Image
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Bob Hope
Image
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
Bob Hope
Image
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
Bob Hope
Image
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Bob Hope
Image
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
Image
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
Bob Hope
Image
Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
Bob Hope
Image
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Bob Hope
Image
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Bob Hope
Image
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
Bob Hope
Image
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
Bob Hope
Image
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
Image
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
Bob Hope
Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
Bob Hope
Image
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob Hope