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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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