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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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