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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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