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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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