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Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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