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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
Bob Hope
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Bob Hope
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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