Quote

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Bob Hope

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Running
Problem
Unemployment
Presidency
Democrats
Democrat
Answer
Answers

More quotes by Bob Hope

Image
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Bob Hope
Image
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
Bob Hope
Image
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
Bob Hope
Image
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope
Image
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Bob Hope
Image
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Bob Hope
Image
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
Bob Hope
Image
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
Bob Hope
Image
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Bob Hope
Image
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
Image
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob Hope
Image
Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
Bob Hope
Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob Hope
Image
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob Hope
Image
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Bob Hope
Image
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
Bob Hope
Image
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
Bob Hope
Image
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
Bob Hope
Image
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Bob Hope
Image
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob Hope