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When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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