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When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Dancer
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Radio Personality
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Singer
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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