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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I don't know what people have against government they haven't done anything.
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
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