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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Singer
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Lester Hope
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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