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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Dancer
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Radio Personality
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Singer
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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Television. That's where movies go when they die.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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