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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
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Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
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Singer
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Television Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Lester Hope
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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