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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
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Leslie Townes Hope
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
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I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.
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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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