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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Laughter
Vacation
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Instant

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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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