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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
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Therapy
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Laughter

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I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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