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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
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Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Leslie Townes Hope
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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