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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
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Lester Hope
Packy East
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Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Television. That's where movies go when they die.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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