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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
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Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete.
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There's a very apt saying in show business: If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick.
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