Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Bob Hope
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bob Hope
Age: 100 †
Born: 1903
Born: May 29
Died: 2003
Died: July 27
Actor
Boxer
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Leslie Townes Hope
Leslie Hope
Lester Hope
Packy East
Country
Russia
Figure
Figures
Mixed
Level
Ballet
Wouldn
Wrestling
Levels
Surprised
Crazy
Boxing
Funny
Humorous
More quotes by Bob Hope
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Bob Hope
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Bob Hope
I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
Bob Hope
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
Bob Hope
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Bob Hope
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
Bob Hope
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
Bob Hope
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Bob Hope
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Bob Hope
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Bob Hope
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Bob Hope
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Bob Hope
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Bob Hope
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
